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Trump Gets To Keep His Hair & New Baseball Team?

By Beth in Uncategorized, Entertainment, sports, Donald Trump, wrestling on April 2 2007

The highly anticipated billionaire bet between Donald Trump and Vince McMahon was settled today. The Donald came out on top (depending on whether or not you’re the one stuck watching his comb over week after week) and to boot may be the next owner of the Yankees.

How’s that for show-stopping antics?

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Donald Trump’s Comb Over Not Slated For Spring Line-Up

By Beth in Uncategorized, Smut Advertising, food, Money, Advertising, TV, Donald Trump, wrestling, business, The View on March 29 2007

I got to hand it to the guy. Donald Trump may not be the reliable, yet quirky businessman he’d like everyone to believe, but the man sure knows how to pimp himself for a piece of billboard. First he fights with Rosie O’Donnell, then being the busybody she is, Barbara Walters gets involved, and before you can say, “Joy Behar isn’t the only one who loathes Elizabeth Hasselbeck,” Trump is betting his luscious locks off to the fate of a wrestling match.

Trump’s hijinks i.e. the last-ditch pathetic attempts to gain some sort of attention/notoriety is playing itself out. Donald needs to know by now that no actually cares about business anymore. The economy sucks so we’d rather forget about money. And focus on food, dancing, and pretty shallow girls. Although we do find it very curious that billionaires like to shave each other’s heads (and who knows what else). The fact is maybe Trump isn’t quite ready to face the music yet. And maybe we’re not either because when it comes down to it, we really do want Umaga to win.