I’ve made no secret my distaste for the stale humor of Sarah Silverman, but she did recently win an Emmy for spouting vulgarities at Matt Damon, so apparently the chick holds some mass critical appeal or is one very lucky gal. In this video clip below, here she is telling us why we should all vote Obama. You know…In case there weren’t enough Hollywood celebrities wearing their status like a piece of chintzy Obama shwag these days.
More proof that he writers’ strike is putting a serious dent on the availability of celebrities for late night appearances on talk shows: A guest on her longtime boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show last night, Sarah Silverman had a seriously scandalous confession to make to her honey.
I’ll give you a hint: While Jimmy Kimmel’s home drinking diet snapple, Sarah is [insert blog subject header] on the bed and on the floor.
Sarah Silverman told Macleans.ca that: “I never consciously decided to be the way I am or do the material I do it’s not a game plan.” But just before we develop any high hopes she ads: “So, I figure if I grow and change and continue to do stuff that makes me giggle, I should be good.”
Sarah Silverman will always be remembered as the comedian who aimed high, and went after the strong. The same way she went after Paris Hilton just days before she went to jail. This time it was Britney Spears. While the comeback wannabe singer did a very good job in embarrassing herself on the MTV Music Awards, Sarah Silverman would not let go and kicked her ass. When someone is on his low you either help or stay out, but not our bully Sarah, she will keep on hurting, over and over. We said it in this blog before, Silverman suck big time. And bully Sarah is full of BS.
Sarah Silverman is everywhere in entertainment news as of late. Headlining a Vegas show, starring in some lame arthouse flick, and now, with the return of her show on Comedy Central, The Sarah Silverman Program. I’d respect Sarah a bit more if her act/humor didn’t solely rely on her ability to provoke without any comedic substance or wit of any kind. That, and I couldn’t help but notice that every article that made mention of Silverman’s latest movie I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With mostly alluded to words such as “striptease” and “skivvies” when describing the movie. That can’t bode well for the remaining hour and half of the film.
Sarah is already making waves these days for the controversy surrounding the premise of the season premiere of her show. The racially-charged episode features Sarah donning a black face after she is denied entrance (for being Jewish, according to her) into a club and runs into a black waiter who makes the comment, “Try being Black for a day.” Well, you get where the plot goes from there. After all, I wouldn’t wanna ruin the surprise.
Jerry Seinfeld definitely crave the spotlights again, which is great because I just can’t take any more of all those boring comedians wannabees like Bill Maher, David Spade, Sarah Silverman and such.
Seinfeld will guest star in the season opener of NBC’s wonderful 30 Rock on October 4. “I think it’s going to be so refreshing for me to be playing myself in a show that has nothing to do with neurotic, dysfunctional New York characters.” Said Jerry in a statement. According to Yahoo TV, Tina Fey, creator, executive producer and star was very exited about Seinfeld appearance and said: “Finally, my parents have an excuse to watch the show.”
As unbelievable as it may sound, Sarah Silverman is now filming a new season for her wannabe show The Sarah Silverman Program. I find it hard to understand why a channel like Comedy Central that bring us a masterpiece like South Parkcan also produce such a shitty show, but hey, everybody has to eat no? Or as the Stranger said in The Big Lebowski:”Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.“
Sarah Silverman’s turn as host of the 2007 MTV Movie Awards can be summed up in just a few words: Inciting the wrath of Paris Hilton. I’d pick my enemies carefully if I were Sarah. Paris might not be in the driver’s seat right now, but we’ve all seen what she can do in the way of insuring many a cattier opponent’s demise. Is Firecrotch-Gate but a faint memory?
Sarah may have won this round with her timely delivery of raunchy joke and retro “Valley Of The Dolls” glam look, but Paris will ultimately end up on top. She always does.
Sarah Silverman grilled Paris Hilton on MTV Movie awards. I’ve expressed my thoughts more then once about Silverman’s sense of humor, however this time I want to offer her a quote as a piece of advice: “Be nice to people on your way up, because you meet them on your way down.” Jimmy Durante (Quotation Page)
I’m not a huge Debra Messing fan, but at my husband’s insistence, I decided to give “The Starter Wife” a chance tonight. An hour into the “Sex & The City” meets “Desperate Housewives” show, I was semi-hooked. The show is smart, superficial, and funny and more importantly it works. Debra Messing is likable. Much more so than her character in “Will & Grace,” but like that show, “The Starter Wife” features an ensemble cast of four with Judy Davis (as the Samantha-ish character) and two others (including a naive Blonde and a gay guy) rounding out the cast. There’s the “Desperate Housewives” James Denton/Mike working-class love interest named Sam that acts as the mysterious lifeguard courting Debra Messing’s Molly.
So given that it’s on USA and not HBO, the show doesn’t do explicit scenes (so men might be less likely to watch) and the substitution of the word “crotch” for “Australia” is a little irksome, but hey, it’s entertaining.
Bittersweet Thursday night news: “Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip” aka The Sorkin Show That Could & Would (if it got the chance) is back, but only for a last hurrah before it’s officially pulled. This means another four weeks of bliss before we all must move on and get a new er…show. And if my excitement over Debra Messing is any indication, I suppose anything is possible and/or replaceable.
Hey, she’s a cut and then some above Sarah Silverman anyways.
What is it about all those unfunny people like Sarah Silverman,Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, and David Spade? What is the secret of their success? Is it just to be at the right place at the right time? Or is it to be as vulgar as possible and tell as many fart jokes as you can until no one understands how could this filth could come out of a mouth of a nice Jewish girl?
And what about unfunny couples? If to paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld’s (An actual funny man) observation on ugly people: Do unfunny people see each other and think they are hilarious? Do Sarah Silverman and Jjimmy Kimmel pleasure each other by trying their new material out on one another? Do they go to sleep happy and satisfied after he tells her tonight’s monologue and she cracked him with her MTV Movie Awards stuff? Now I know it’s not fair, and that I myself am not funny, but still, it’s not like I got my own show. Well, not yet at least…
For the week that was 4/29, Beth tackles Alec Baldwin, Heather Mills, Sanjaya, Richard Gere, Sarah Silverman, and Rosie O’Donnell in her weekly podcast.
Every year, I quasi eagerly await the annoucement of the host of the MTV Movie Awards. It’s akin to the anticipation I feel at the announcement of the Oscar’s host. I haven’t been all that into the MTV hosts in forever. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba in recent years didn’t do much for me. At least JT can sing and dance, but still. Is he or isn’t he “with” Scarlett Johansson? Who cares. At least, she’s funny…
Anyways, this year’s MTV host is someone who is definitively NOT funny. She may have her own show on Comedy Central, but Sarah Silverman’s irreverent I’m a pretty girl and can fart act is as irritating as my upstair’s neighbors moving furniture at 11:50 PM on a weeknight. Then again, why did Comedy Central give Michael Ian Black (nee Michael Schwartz) his own show? Doesn’t he have enough gratuitous exposure over at VH1’s ”Best Week Ever”?
Boo on you MTV. So very, very unoriginal. And tsk, tsk to Comedy Central while I’m at it.
I don’t know how many of you have watched “The Sarah Silverman Program” on Comedy Central. This past weekend, after ten minutes of agony at watching Silverman TV surf with her remote and proceed to converse with a dead woman, I switched the channel. I’ve never found the comedian all that funny. Nor understood why a hot girl saying “fart” was just so damn hilarious.
After reading Sarah’s memorable quotes from the show off the Comedy Central discussion board today, I can further substantiate my claim that only is she not funny, but she is indeed unfunny. Anyways, I’ll let you judge by reading the scatological shit joke humor below:
“You car smells like farts.”"Not even if I was in a coma with double namona.”
“Awww…your tears smell like eggs.”
“Awww…No crying retard!”
“Now go out there and have the abortion of your dreams.”
Sarah Silverman will always be remembered as the comedian who aimed high, and went after the strong. The same way she went after Paris Hilton just days before she went to jail. This time it was Britney Spears. While the comeback wannabe singer did a very good job in embarrassing herself on the MTV Music Awards, Sarah Silverman would not let go and kicked her ass. When someone is on his low you either help or stay out, but not our bully Sarah, she will keep on hurting, over and over. We said it in this blog before, Silverman suck big time. And bully Sarah is full of BS.
As unbelievable as it may sound, Sarah Silverman is now filming a new season for her wannabe show The Sarah Silverman Program. I find it hard to understand why a channel like Comedy Central that bring us a masterpiece like 
Sarah Silverman’s turn as host of the 2007 MTV Movie Awards can be summed up in just a few words: Inciting the wrath of Paris Hilton. I’d pick my enemies carefully if I were Sarah. Paris might not be in the driver’s seat right now, but we’ve all seen what she can do in the way of insuring many a cattier opponent’s demise. Is 
I’m not a huge Debra Messing fan, but at my husband’s insistence, I decided to give “
What is it about all those unfunny people like 
For the week that was 4/29, Beth tackles Alec Baldwin, Heather Mills, Sanjaya, Richard Gere, Sarah Silverman, and Rosie O’Donnell in 
Every year, I quasi eagerly await the annoucement of the host of the MTV Movie Awards. It’s akin to the anticipation I feel at the announcement of the Oscar’s host. I haven’t been all that into the MTV hosts in forever. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba in recent years didn’t do much for me. At least JT can sing and dance, but still. Is he or isn’t he “with” Scarlett Johansson? Who cares. At least, 
I don’t know how many of you have watched “The Sarah Silverman Program” on Comedy Central. This past weekend, after ten minutes of agony at watching Silverman TV surf with her remote and proceed to converse with a dead woman, I switched the channel. I’ve never found the comedian all that funny. Nor understood why a hot girl saying “fart” was just so damn hilarious.