Comedians Aren’t Funny In Newsweek

By Beth in Uncategorized, Will Ferrell, comedy, Comedy Central, The Office, Movies, Hollywood, Adam Sandler, Steve Carell, Newsweek on April 27 2007

I happened to read the same Newsweek article mentioned in the previous post. I don’t dig “The Simpsons” so much so I can’t share Ariel’s enthusiasm, but I can share some of my insights about this summer preview article Newsweek unveiled on its unsuspecting readers.

Ok, so I read it twice, maybe three times. I kept thinking maybe I was missing out on the point of the piece? It’s a summer preview of all the comedies coming out this Summer. A lot of these movies star my favorite funnymen: Seth Rogen, Steve Carell, Robin Williams, Paul Rudd (questionable w/out Ferrell and Carell alongside), Adam Sandler, etc. And yet…And yet…

Why did Newsweek pay these guys to do tongue-in-cheek type reviews of their own films “in character”? The premise was just a little too weird for my pea-sized brain to wrap itself around.

Case-in-point: Paul Rudd is starring in “The Ten“-an anthology-based flick loosely based on the actual Ten Commandments in which each characters’ story somehow relates to one of the commandments.

So here’s what Rudd (as “Jeff“)writes for Newsweek:

Though it’s debated, many people believe that there was a first set of commandments that Moses smashed in a fit of anger (because the Israelites chose to worship the golden calf. Great!). Through extensive research (i.e., Wikipedia), a few of the originals have been unearthed. Drumroll, please:

  • Thou shalt not get a tattoo of an Asian proverb if you’re a lame white guy.
  • Honor small, medium and large. Tall, grande and venti are for jackasses.
  • Thou shalt never try and live with bears.
  • Thou shalt not go back to Rockville (specifically for R.E.M.).
  • Thou shalt never, never, never, ever buy a Hummer.

Huh? Maybe it’s just too obscure to have comedians pretending to be actors acting “in-part” pretending to be writers describing their pretend roles to readers.

Can the equation work when only one of its component is actually real?