If You Have A problem, If no One Else Can Help

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, comedy, News, Movies, Hollywood, Retro, TV, film, pop culture, America on January 19 2010

Old A-TeamA-Team, Movie
A-Team, The Movie! Coming to theaters in June. Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson and Jessica Biel will try to revive the mythological 80′ TV show. While the TV A-Team were a bunch of ex Vietnam soldiers turned into escaping convicts, in the movie they are Iraq war veterans. The trailer sure brings back memories.

Saturation Is an Understatement Or Enough With Michael Jackson

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Blog, News, TV, pop culture, media, America, celebrity on June 30 2009

Michael-Jackson-Saturation

Hearing about Michael Jackson’s death made me sad. Hearing about it constantly for almost a week angers me. Yes he died, yes he was the king of pop (and pop culture is what this blog is about,) but come on, give it a break. Does anyone remember what the main topic on the news was the day before Michael Jackson’s death? Well I do, it was Iran. The current Iranian regime could not have hoped for a better distraction, now, when no one is looking anymore, they can take care of the poor protesters old school middle eastern style, we won’t hear about it until after the funeral.

RIP Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett

By Beth in Uncategorized, News, Pop Music, pop culture, MTV on June 25 2009

michael jacksonMichael Jackson, who was rushed to the hospital today in cardiac arrest, was confirmed dead. He was 50-years-old. And let’s not overlook, one of the Charlie’s Angel’s and 70s icon, Farrah Fawcett lost her battle with cancer earlier today at the young age of 62.

Monkey Business

By ariel in Uncategorized, News, Money, business, media, America on October 13 2008

Dow Jones gained nearly 480 points after last week’s devastating losses, doesn’t mean that this story is not still relevant. So listen up big Wall Street bosses, Wall Street wise asses, and all other jerks, it goes like this: “Once upon a time, in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers, seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts.  The man then announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ‘ Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50. The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man or his assistant again; only monkeys every where!

A Joke

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Politics, News, Clinton, Advertising, business, pop culture, media, America, celebrity, Barack, Obama, DNC, Joe, Biden on August 27 2008

And the Barack shows up- A real Rock Star… A surprise behind curtain number 2! WHAT A SHOW… What a circus…
Barack Obama Surprises

A very sad joke. Joe Biden practiced the first rule in advertising, and made more too-good-to-be-true promises the enthusiastic crowd of blind believers at the DNC.

Joe Biden

Oscar Worthy!!!

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Politics, Heroes, Smut Advertising, News, Advertising, TV, relationships, pop culture, media, America, celebrity, Barack, Obama, Democratic, Michelle, DNC, Oscar on August 26 2008

To Michelle Obama!!!
For best supporting actress for her roll in:” DNC-Obama above all.”

Barack and Michelle can now win American Idol.
Michelle Obama at the DNC

Beijing 2008- The Sad Olyimpics

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Politics, NBC, News, Money, sports, Advertising, environment, TV, business, media, America, The Today Show, 2008, Beijing, China, Olympics, Billy Bush, Matt Lauer, Broadcast Rights, Government on August 5 2008

Billy Bush got a foot massage in BeijingThe entire world will be amazed by the beauty of China, and exited with the beginning of the Olympics. I won’t. Not that I don’t like sports, nor was I born yesterday to this cynical-material world, but every day we discover more and more about how the Chinese government managed to pull this production on the backs of it’s poor people, the less I’m inclined to actually watch the games. NBC, who paid $894 million for the US broadcast rights, will show the Olympics no meter what. Here and there, we’ll see an item on the news that gently criticize the Chinese actions, but it disappears between Matt Lauer reporting for the Today Show, and Billy Bush getting a foot massage for $25 in Beijing.

Money talks, as the Chinese and we know, so what are a few million people whose homes were demolished in favor of a shiny stadium? Or a few millions more who are left to starve because they are not allowed to water their rice fields, comparing to Coca-Cola TV commercial?

So, I’m not so exited about the games. Maybe I’ll watch it a little bit, but no more than that.

Che Benicio

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Movies, Hollywood, Retro, film history, film, 2008, Benicio, Del Toro, Che, Guevara, Steven, Soderbergh, Spanish, Fidel, Motorcycle Diaries, 2004, Cannes, film festival on May 22 2008

Benicio Del Toro as Che GuevaraBenicio Del Toro plays Che Guevara (The resemblance in the picture is unbelievable,) the Argentine who, together with Fidel led the Cuban uprising that brought Castro in to power, in a new movie. The 4 hours, Spanish speaking film was directed by Steven Soderbergh. The movie may be released in two parts titled “The Argentine” and “Guerrilla.”
“Cuba is less of an issue for me than Che,” said Soderbergh, “I think he’s great movie material is really what it comes down to. He had one of the most fascinating lives I can imagine in the last century.”

Che” is considered a serious contender for the Palme d’or in the The Cannes film festival.
If you are fascinated by Che’s life like Steven Soderbergh, you might want to check the wonderful Motorcycle Diaries from 2004.

Will eBay Auction Skype?

By ariel in Uncategorized, News, Tech, Money, business, Corporate, media, Web 2.0, gossip, Ebay, Skype, Auction on April 30 2008

Will eBay auction Skype?

3 Years ago, Skype was the hottest thing in town. Then the bidding started, and when it comes to bidding no one knows how to do it better then eBay, who, with plenty of woo ha, paid a modest sum of $2.6 billion for their new toy. But, a while later, eBay, who also own PayPal, realized, that its harder to integrate the technology into its auction business then they first thought, Skype has become the hot potato that no one wants, even the appointing of Josh Silverman as the new CEO in February did not seem to help, and now eBay is considering selling the VoIP provider. Skype is quite good actually, it allows free PC calling, and saved me a lot of money when I used it to call computers internationally.

Is This The Last We Hear From Heather Mills?

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Money, Dancing With The Stars, British, Female Empowerment, Music, business, relationships, pop culture, American Idol, celebrity, The Beatles, divorce, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, Greed on March 17 2008

Heatherwins, but actually she lose

So, she finally made it, she shook the tree, and got her $48.6M from Sir Paul. “I’m so, so happy with this,” Heather Mills told the many reporters following the closed hearing. “I’m so glad it’s over, It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years” she said. Oh…..so noble…. What she forgot to mention, was that she was offered this amount from McCartney in the past, but the greedy dancer wannabe refused to settle, and sought almost $250 million.
I just hope that we can now have a break from Heather Mills’ circus, and concentrate on what’s really important… American Idol…..

Johnny, Colin And Jude To Finish Heath Ledger’s Movie

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Movies, Hollywood, film, pop culture, America, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell, The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, Jude Law, Terry Gilliam on March 11 2008

Johnny Depp will honor Heath Ledger and finish the movieBefore his death, Heath Ledger was working on a new movie called “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” a modern-day fantasy adventure involving a traveling theater company and a magical mirror. We now learn that three major actors have agreed to complete Ledger’s part in the movie. Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law will help the director, the great Terry Gilliam to finish the movie. “Since the format of the story allows for the preservation of his entire performance, at no point will Heath’s work be modified or altered through the use of digital technology, Each of the parts played by Johnny, Colin and Jude is representative of the many aspects of the character that Heath was playing.” said the film’s producers in a statement (Yahoo).
Now that’s a really nice thing to do, that’s how you honor someone, not by digging in their trash, or interviewing their masseuse.

Sex Lies and Gene Simmons

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Money, stereotype, Classic Rock, pop culture, America, celebrity, gossip, Family Guy, Gene Simmons, Kiss, Sex Tape, avn.com, Chaim Witz, Lois Griffin on February 21 2008

Gene Simmons caught on tapeLois Griffin did KissSeriously, who the hell gives a damn about Gene Simmons’ sex tape? So he was having sex with a model, so what? Is it not mandatory for a Rock star, especially almost a has been like our Chaim to fool around like that? And one more thing, who the hell wants to see a 59 year old man perform? Apparently, plenty of people not only want to watch it but paid good money to avn.com, a site that flourishes from such events for the pleasure to watch the clip.
I know that Shannon Tweed has been Gene’s girlfriend since 1985, and that they have two kids together, and that she is defiantly, not the woman from the clip, but come on, he’s a rocker.
Any way, it remind me of that Family Guy episode when the Griffins meet Simmons in a diner, and Lois recognizes him as without his makeup as Chaim Witz, who she dated before he changed his name, and Peter is so proud that he announce that his wife did Kiss on public television… That was a great episode….

By the way, although he did not deny it has not been confirmed yet that the man in the clip is actually Gene Simmons. Therefore, this all might just be much ado about nothing.

It’s Over!

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Money, Hollywood, TV, business, America, writers' strike on February 12 2008

Writers strike is over

Now it’s official, msnbc reports tonight, that the The Writers Guild of America voted to end it’s three+ months strike and go back to work. The writers will start on Wednesday. As a result of this development, the Academy Awards will take place as planned, on February 24 without any pickets or boycotts in sight.

Good news indeed.

Amy Time

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Blog, News, Amy Winehouse, British, Music, TV, America, celebrity, Grammy, Awards on February 11 2008

Amy Winehouse is the Grammys biggest winner

(Click here for more Amy Winehouse stuff)
I did not watch the Grammy Awards. I was experiencing some unprofessional treatment by a verity of Airport employees. But even if I didn’t have this pleasure, I doubt if I would have watched the event. i just don’t like this kind of shows.

However, when I found out that Amy Winehouse, one of this blog’s favorite singers picked FIVE(!) Grammys, and also looked kinda OK on the screen, I was happy. Although at first, she could not get a visa to the US, and by the time she got it, it was to late for her to come, she still managed to pull out a show via satellite (So I’ve been told…) When she sang her most famous song, Rehab.

So, this is Amy’s time now. If she’ll know to take it easy on the alcohol and the drugs, and for God’s sake, grab a bite, she can have a great future.

Good Luck

Mass Attack

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, News, Money, Hollywood, pop culture, media, America, celebrity, gossip, Britney Spears, Heath Ledger, Overdose on February 6 2008

Now they say Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose. Well, I’m not sure what it means, but regardless, does it help his family and friends that on top of mourning his death had to deal with those ugly suicide assumptions? And what about all those pre-written eulogies which guarantee celebrity’s life summery even before his or her last breath. The media should take a step back not before something bad happens, because it’s already happening. Cynicism is a great defense mechanism when you are 15, but when adults over use it, like in the case of AP and the rest of the gang, it’s a dangerous weapon, a weapon of mass communications.

No Jinx Allowed

By ariel in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Politics, News, sports, America, celebrity, Boston, Football, Tom Brady, New England Patriots, New York Giants, Superbowl, Super Tuesday, Jinx, Elections on January 30 2008

More Interesting- Tom BradyHillary and Obama

I hate when people put the cart before the horse. The New England Patriots are favorites to win Superbowl 2008 over the New York Giants, with more then 12 points spread. That’s fine by me, and if you want to Eli Manningbet on the game, I’m OK with that too. What I don’t like, is that the city of Boston is already making preparations for the Pat’sJohn Mccain is interesting but not like the Superbowl... victory parade. Excuse me, I am a Pat’s fan and live in Boston, but this parade is what you will find if you open the dictionary in the word Arrogance. Not to mention that they plan the event to take place on Tuesday, that happens to be Super Tuesday, where people are expected, and being encouraged to go and vote in the presidential primary elections. In general, there is too much Non-Football related stuff going on with the Patriots in the last couple of weeks, and the biggest beneficiary are the Giants, who get all the peace and quiet they need. Let’s just hope that all this parade BS will not jinx us, and that the Pat’s will win the game.
I really wanted this post to be about politics, but what can I do, even Boston’s Mayor Menino knows, that Football is more interesting…

The Blond, The Prisoner, And The Burger

By ariel in Uncategorized, News, food, Quotes, Amy Winehouse, British, relationships, celebrity on January 18 2008

The good old days... Amy and BlakeAmy as she exits the London court house (Reuters)

This week, in our usual Amy Winehouse update, its all about the The Prisoner, The Blond, and The Burger.

“Love you handsome, gorgeous one” shouted the now blond Winehouse to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in a London court where he had his hearing. Amy almost missed Blake’s court appearance, and arrived just five minutes to the end. To the reporters she only said: ” I am not talking to you.”
Then she was led out by Georgette Fielder-Civil, Blake’s mother, who gave her take on Winehouse condition by saying: “She’s fine, thank you.”
The good news is, that after this drama, instead of getting a drink, Amy went to one of her favorite places: McDonald’s. These are good news because if to judge by what she looks like in recent photos, a burger is exactly what she needs.

The Real iChange

By ariel in Uncategorized, Politics, News, Tech, Money, business, media, iPhone, Apple, Mac, MacBook Air, Steve Jobs on January 16 2008

Fast Company cover with Steve JobsMacBook AirIt seems like the beginning of this year belongs to Apple. The impact is being made not by the sounds and sights of smiling presidential candidates, making empty promises of a change to a brain washed crowd, but the new ultra thin MacBook Air, the iPhone and iTunes upgrades, the Time Capsule wireless hard drive, and basically, everything Steve Jobs. The magazine Fast Company, dedicated its latest issue to Apple, and had a computerized Steve Jobs portrait. Also, everybody talks about MacWorld Expo. So if there is one man that will bring a change, it’s not going to be McCain, Obama, Clinton, or God forbid racist Romney, it will be an iChange, and Steve Jobs will iBring it.

November Snow

By ariel in Uncategorized, News, Quotes, Google, environment, Boston, Weather, Snow on November 20 2007

“To appreciate the beauty of a snow flake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” (No idea who said it found it on Google…)  Sometimes it snows in November, and for someone who grew up in a very warm place, it’s always some sort of magic. So conflagrations to Boston’s first snow of the season!!!

Why The Island Called “Lost” Should Perish Forever

By Beth in Entertainment, Blog, News, Jay Leno, ABC, Lost, Money, Hollywood, Music, TV, pop culture, Amaldo.Com, media, MTV, gossip, Britney Spears on November 10 2007

LOST Emily
I’m a lover scorned. A meerkat whose mother has been viciously killed by a snake leaving me to make my way thru the wild without any well-trained defenses or line of attack. I’m Rambo without any ammo and Schwarzenegger without the Kennedy connections and steroids that made him.

I’m also fed up with the writers’ strike and feeling pangs of loss that can best be expressed thru the myriad of metaphors above.

And how it could potentially affect my January, no wait my FEBRUARY? That’s right, Lost fans will have to wait till February now to see just where things left off post-Looking Glass. Given that the show’s executive producer is claiming that only 8 shows have been written out of the regular 16, and that the final 8 will tie up all the loose ends presented in the first 8 (and that I happen to LIVE for resolutions), you can understand why the writers’ strike is getting me down.

I can do without Leno and his glib comments to Halle Berry, grimace at Tina Fey as she takes to the picketing stands (she is an executive producer after all) and bands with her fellow starving artists (?), but seeing writer/creator/executive producer Damon Lindelof lament the plight of writers (and himself) not getting their/his share of the moola generated by all the new media around makes me wanna lose the one I’m with and start a new relationship.

We understand fame and new-found fortune is enough to even make a decent man turn to debauchery. But really, how long do the producers at Lost think that they can play with their fanbase before their numbers of viewers start to diminish?