John Stamos Plays The Celebrity A-Hole Role To Oscar Accolades Caliber

By Beth in Entertainment, Jay Leno, Hollywood, TV, pop culture, Amaldo.Com, media, reality TV, celebrity, gossip, John Stamos on July 1 2007

John Stamos was in Australia last week and appeared on a talk show there where he proceeded to royally embarrass himself and slowly kill his career in less than three acts.

Aside from his drunken inflammatory behavior (Do all these has-been actors go to the same PR agency for fast-track advice on how to jump-start your dead career?), John actually humped a headpiece from Priscilla Queen of the Desert and fondled the talk-show host a few times after insulting her outfit. In true style, he ended the interview practically atop the host. After two interviews of a equally questionably inebriated nature, John was escorted back (of his own volition?) to the U.S. where his publicity worked overtime to convince everyone the incident was “jet lag.”

Imagine. A place that was founded as a holding cell for refuse doesn’t even want to be associated with the former “Full House” actor. That makes Stamos like the equivalent of the stuff that gets tossed out, thrown into the garbage can, but doesn’t quite make it in the can and just sits on the ground till trash day waiting for its demise by the consumption of rats. Then again. Isn’t this metaphor just a cheeky way of saying Hollywood.