Angelina Jolie: MILF or Village Dolt?
By Beth in Uncategorized, Entertainment, Movies, Hollywood, film, Amaldo.Com, media, celebrity, gossip, Angelina Jolie, Mariane Pearl on June 17 2007
Fresh off filming the role of slain journalist Daniel Pearl’s widow in “A Mighty Heart,” Angelina Jolie finds herself in a press snafu of hypocritical proportions. While some of us drool over the Lara Croft portrayer, I find myself constantly stuck in this conundrum of realizing that despite her humanitarian missions and “good” intentions, Jolie has roughly about the same intellectual acumen of Paris Hilton on a face-battered-in-tears car chase day.
In short, she might be the type to advocate on behalf of Reporters Without Borders, but by golly, she sure isn’t equipped with the skills to realize the difference between contractually obligating the press to ask her only certain questions (a little censorship, anyone?) while on her press tour for “A Mighty Heart” and the fact that she’s advocating for freedom of speech on and off camera.
So how does she combat the bad buzz? Jolie made an appearance on The Daily Show last week to proclaim her outrage at her schmuck of a lawyer who drafted the contract and comes out smelling like roses.
In my opinion, karma is a b*tch though. And if anything, bedding someone else’s husband and going on to nab the very role that Wife A worked so hard to secure the rights to produce the film for, has a way of coming to bite you in the arse. If I were Jolie, I’d best beware.
Eh. Everything being equal, I think I’ll skip this film. “Ratatouille” holds more appeal for me. Less agenda, more substance.
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