Who’s Bad?
By ariel in Uncategorized, Movies, Hollywood on May 26 2007
Every once in a while you get to watch a bad movie. Now there are categories for bad movies. Some, are just not what you like, or, you simply dislike the genre like I am not so much into Martial art movies and to me these movies are complete bullshit. But, I can still appreciate a well-crafted movie and directors like Ang Lee, or the extraordinary abilities of the late Bruce Lee. And then you have the really bad movies, and no matter which genre they belong to, you are always laughing and crying at the end of the movie. You laugh because the movie was so bad, but you cry because you know you will never get your money back. So here is a list of a few very bad movies I’ve seen at the last couple of years:Four Brothers- Sorry Mark, you should have turned down the offer to do this thing, no matter how much they offered.
The Holiday- Sooooo boring, and Sooooo long, and the highly acclaimed cast performance was of a pre-school Thanksgiving play caliber.
Last Days Of Disco: Oh my god, how much worse can it get? This movie is so full of itself that when the actors speak, farts come out of their mouths.
And last but not least, the big winner: How To Go On A Date In Queens. And it seems that words are very unnecessary, by far the worst movie I have seen as far as I can remember. I can only feel the pain of Jason Alexander and Ron Perlman for having to take the movie in a desparate hope to keep working.
If you think you have a movie that can top this list let me know, and we will follow up on this note, with a revised list.
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