Will Lack Of NFL Star Mojo Bring Dancing With The Stars To A Jolted Jive?
By Beth in Uncategorized, NBC, comedy, ABC, Dancing With The Stars on March 19 2007
The answer to the question in the title is “Gee I hope not, but if so, then twice the fun of snarking for your reading pleasure.” Which is what I plan to do, once this season of “Dancing With The Stars” premieres tonite on ABC. Already, I’m scoffing a bit at contestant Heather Mills (Paul McCartney’s ex who was unjustifiably forced to drive a PT Cruiser against her will) comment about her handicap, “You can do anything with a prosthetic leg.” Hmmm….Define “anything,” Heather. Then there’s Cliff from “Cheers” with his insightful, “When I was on ‘Cheers,’ no one ever came up to me and told me how to deliver the mail.” Last I checked in my NBC comedy memory vault, Cliff didn’t do too much paper pushing. He just sat around the bar cracking jokes with Norm all day.
Which brings me to the point of this post. I’m looking forward to doing more TV reviews. I have a ton of experience, specifically with this show. I even wrote a book on that other reality show that no one ever watches anymore, but most still find plenty in the way of hairpieces to poke fun at.
So bring on the snipe. Cause I’m armed (only with chocolate, I promise!), dangerous (only if you really, really annoy me), and moreover, well-rehearsed (see brief promotional overview of self-referential online experience in the above paragraph).
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